Ye Olde Naked Man Café Reviews Summary

Category: Cafe

Address: 2 Market Pl, Settle, BD24 9ED, United Kingdom

Phone: +441729823230

Rating: 4.5
based on 156 reviews.

Food Quality

Pros:

  • "Portions are always generous and of a good standard."
  • "The food and drinks on offer are tasty and reasonably priced."
  • "Bacon, brie & cranberry muffin, loads of bacon & what looked to be a whole round of brie, BEAUTIFUL!"
  • "The food was really good, very hot and fully loaded jacket potatoes, and freshly made sandwiches."
  • "Some of the best bloody bacon I have eaten."
  • "Had the best full English breakfast here after a long weekend of walking, generous portions and delicious local fare."
  • "The quality and freshness was second to none (Bakery on site) and everything was presented in the style of a top notch restaurant."

Cons:

  • "The Yorkshire pudding was overdone, and we got white bread when we asked for brown bread with our soup."
  • "The sausages were mediocre, which were let down by their size and taste."
  • "Sausages coloured black on one side, anaemic on the other. Cold black pudding, cold bacon."
  • "The gammon melt was too tough to bite."
  • "Very thick dry bread, the egg mayo exceeding chunky with no taste."
  • "£3:75 for an egg custard. It wasn't even home baked."
  • "The scones with the afternoon tea where pre made. The cream had started to turn back to milk."

Service

Pros:

  • "Waiters were friendly and efficient."
  • "Staff are busy but still polite and friendly, and the service is 10 out of 10."
  • "Service was quick, even though they were very busy."
  • "The staff were courteous and efficient and although the café was very busy, service was surprisingly quick."
  • "The staff were very attentive, even brought me water when I was feeding which was a nice gesture."
  • "The two girls who served us were absolutely faultless with their service."
  • "Great service and a good choice if simple tasty food served promptly and with a smile."

Cons:

  • "Terrible attitude towards their customers."
  • "Our order was wrong no apology from waitress Food as dumped on the table and didn't come out all together."
  • "Really disappointed by the cafe this morning, i used to go regularly and enjoyed really good food but service was exceptionally slow."
  • "The service was very slow and there seemed to be a lot of confusion with staff bringing out wrong dishes to wrong tables."
  • "Unhappy and unhelpful staff."
  • "The other side of shop for warm food takeout staff member ignorant n inconsiderate."
  • "Sorry to be negative but sat waiting 50 minutes for a cappuccino and bacon roll."

Atmosphere & Location

Pros:

  • "Great location with seating outside or indoors."
  • "Everyone in SETTLE seems to be so chilled and happy."
  • "In the centre of Settle, no nicer place to be for a chill and relax."
  • "The cafe overlooks the quaint Market Place."
  • "The magnificence of nature surrounds you, with the fells of the Yorkshire Dales reaching mountainous into the distance."
  • "Spectacular view from the outside seating."
  • "Beautiful location in a stunning part of the countryside were better to stop and have a coffee and pasty!"

Cons:

  • "The slight downside was that we were sitting right next to the door so it wasn't as comfortable as it could have been with a cold draught coming through every time it opened."
  • "Not as quirky or atmospheric on the inside as you feel it’s going to be from the outside."
  • "The price and menu gave the impression of high quality but this was not reflected in the food."
  • "But most of all the price increase is totally unacceptable."
  • "Can't really review as i think this is Google's mistake, but this is one of only two places showing open and dog friendly on a Sunday morning in Settle and it's clearly Not dog friendly with 'no dogs allowed' signs in every window."
  • "It seems to lack any wow factor now that it used to have."
  • "The place was clean and had plenty of seating."

Value

Pros:

  • "All for a very reasonable price."
  • "Stopped in settle to stretch our legs on our way home to Scotland found this little place food is beautiful staff are lovely cakes are scrumptious coffee was equally as good."
  • "All at a reasonable price! Would definitely recommend."
  • "Prices were very reasonable too."
  • "Not badly priced for a tourist attraction area."
  • "The food was excellent, good value for money."
  • "The food is top quality and very good value for money."

Cons:

  • "Nice but a bit expensive for a breakfast."
  • "We both ordered roast beef with yorkshires and gravy... at £9.45 each we thought this was extortionate."
  • "The price of the cake's is absolutely ridiculous."
  • "Be aware prices are almost double of the takeaway next door."
  • "Food was okay but for me overpriced at £8.50 for a sandwich."
  • "Expect to pay slightly more than standard fare."
  • "OVERPRICED FOR NOTHING SPECIAL, BETTER OFF GOING TO SUBWAY!"

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