XOYO LONDON Reviews Summary

Security

Pros:

• "Security was friendly and they do a good search at the door so I felt like I'd be safe in there."
• "Thoroughly searched when entering the club, and bouncers weren't bad."
• "Pretty friendly staff and a great manager behind the bar who seems to look out for women."
• "The security and medic were so kind and helpful."
• "Staff was super friendly."
• "Have to give a big shout out to Russ and all the Security Crew who not only helped me find my lost iPhone, but also held on to my treats for me while I partied away inside - never rude and ever helpful."
• "Door staff are amazing. Never come across such friendly security, made sure everyone who was a bit messy were OK and looked after and they were all up for a laugh."

Cons:

• "The bouncers were rude and uncivilised people."
• "All the security were bellends."
• "The door staff are the rudest I have ever encountered."
• "They hire bullies not security !!!!!!"
• "Security is very rude and not helpful at all."
• "The bouncers in this nightclub were extremely aggressive."
• "Very aggressive bouncers who threaten to assault customers."

Atmosphere & Venue

Pros:

• "The space is cool (dark and a bit boxy, like venues ought to be) but the sound's not great."
• "XOYO London is an incredible nightclub that offers an unforgettable nightlife experience."
• "Two dance areas over two floors, decent drinks selection and nice toilets, cool venue."
• "Cool lights downstairs, with a good sound coming to the ears."
• "Good space with two floors so you can choose to have a relaxed boogie or an all out rave."
• "Quirky and funky venue with a nice vibe, cool lighting and extremely mixed crowd."
• "Great venue to attend. There are 2 rooms, one in which acts play and a smaller room/bar."

Cons:

• "The inside is bland and toilets are in a very awkward spot."
• "The actual venue downstairs smells like old carpet."
• "The place is small, crowded, sound is similar like car with loud music but closed windows parked by your windows."
• "Overcrowded, you can’t even move."
• "The space is really bad for concerts."
• "No locks on the toilet doors, no toilet seats."
• "The room in which acts play is quite small and can get very cramped."

Drinks & Pricing

Pros:

• "The drinks were reasonably priced for London and we also had an area to ourselves which was given free of charge."
• "Drinks were moderately priced (£5 for a Gin & Tonic)."
• "There was a Student Night party, it was very good... Beside that good price drinks and nice quality of music."
• "Good sound system and affordable drinks."
• "The bar staff were lovely and drink prices weren't too extortionate for London."
• "Drinks are served both at ground floor and downstairs."
• "Easy cloakroom service, bartenders that know what they’re doing."

Cons:

• "The place is really expensive. You won’t believe how small is it and the drinks are much expensive."
• "At £5 for a 330ml bottle of Bulmers, this is festival-priced drinks without the festival atmosphere."
• "If you order a jaegermeister, they will serve you knock-off Jungfrau instead which is an illegal business practice."
• "Drinks r also ridiculous prices and not worth the money."
• "How about the pricing? It's quite interesting that 3 vodka mixers (3x £2,5) and one gin + cola (£x - x= £29,5) costs £37."
• "Drinks were overpriced for a student night and ended up spending a lot more than I planned."
• "My first drink was £17 for two singles. So the lady bar staff decided to give herself tip."