Egg London Nightclub Reviews Summary

Category: Night club London

Address: 5-13 Vale Royal, London, N7 9AP, United Kingdom

Rating: 3.5
based on 375 reviews.

Security

Pros:

  • "Thorough security made me feel safe and easy, simple entry was great."
  • "Quick and thorough security check."
  • "The security were outstanding and I was so impressed how thorough and polite they were."
  • "Bouncers are professional and really helpful(they helped us with the taxi in morning)."
  • "Guys doing the checks, actually really good - Polite and thorough."
  • "The staff is super friendly, polite and professional, from the security to the bartenders."
  • "Security is quite strict and the pat down is thorough but if you comply you’ll get through in less than 5 mins."

Cons:

  • "We did a 1hour crowded queue barely breathable to end up being disrespected by the security."
  • "Then the security was actually helping people to spike young GIRLS!"
  • "The security is so intense that it's seriously humiliating."
  • "Security had no control over anyone there, people were smoking weed in front of the security and when asked to stop security were pressured and just had to walk away."
  • "Aggressive unreasonable security, me and my friend had our heads bashed against the wall."
  • "Overly invasive pat downs from security made some of my female and male friends so uncomfortable."
  • "The security and management look at the customers with utter disdain."

Staff and Service

Pros:

  • "Staff were all very pleasant and welcoming."
  • "Bar staff are very quick."
  • "A gentleman called Kingsley was extremely professional in dealing with the few set backs that plagued my event."
  • "Door and bar staff were great and everything was well run."
  • "A lot of staff around on the night - all friendly and helpful, not hassly at all."
  • "The staff was super helpful with anything I asked and friendly."
  • "Helpful staff and excellent security."

Cons:

  • "Shockingly rude and unhelpful staff. We were treated like absolute dirt and refused entry because we purchased tickets online cheaper than the on-the-door price."
  • "From a dreadlocked white skinned club rep girl shouting personal insults at punters in the queue, to an unbelievably rude eastern European cloakroom staff member."
  • "What a horrible experience... Rude staff!!!!!!!!"
  • "Drinks are extortionate and bar staff rude."
  • "They were also really rude."
  • "The bouncers and security guards at Egg are very disrespectful and blatantly rude to customers!"
  • "The treatment from the bouncers is terrible, talking to you as if you were scum."

Music and Atmosphere

Pros:

  • "Great club. Been there loads for trance and progressive."
  • "Honestly, music is good, easy process to get into, drinks aren’t too expensive for London and on top of that the security are really nice."
  • "Music was great....Venue needs updating and looking tatty."
  • "European and amazing local DJ's always playing great tunes check them out!"
  • "The actual music policy on these nights is first class."
  • "Great atmosphere inside."
  • "Music to die for. The best in London!!"

Cons:

  • "The music is very repetitive and gets boring."
  • "Cloakroom and drinks are extremely expensive, music is bad."
  • "Definitely NOT a place to enjoy music. Bad sound."
  • "The music was just beats and it was so repetitive."
  • "Payed £25 to get in, the music couldn't be any worse."
  • "Terrible quality of a sound (that’s why nobody of the big DJs will ever play there)."
  • "The music was terrible and generic."

Venue and Facilities

Pros:

  • "Great club! A little strangely laid out when you first get there, but once you've been through the maze a few times...you'll figure it out."
  • "Lots.of different levels and bars to enjoy, well designed cloakroom that's fast and efficient."
  • "Excellent soundsystem on all floors."
  • "Place was a sweat box but the roof garden was fantastic."
  • "Lots of Bars and smoking areas."
  • "Nice venue with good sound."
  • "Nice sound system and roof garden."

Cons:

  • "It's not the same anymore therefore I will not be returning."
  • "Extremely bad hygiene in the restrooms."
  • "Very disorganised system and aggressive crowd."
  • "This place is just a money grabbing scam."
  • "The toilets are narrow, small and dirty."
  • "The venue itself was impressive but it was too hot, the music was so boring and it gave you a headache."
  • "The club has air conditioning and fans. It doesn't get too hot in there."

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