Ministry of Sound Reviews Summary

Prices

Pros:

• "Drinks were reasonably priced for London and service was quick."
• "Drinks were cheap too! I think I had double v redbull, whiskey coke, corona - was a total of £26! That is amazing prices for the location."
• "The drinks are on affordable prices."
• "MoS offers great value for your money, with reasonable prices for drinks and entry fees."

Cons:

• "Club prices so waaay expensive. Double smirnoff n redbull £12.50 small corona cans £5 just wow."
• "One of the worst nights of my life in a nightclub... Overpriced drinks and staff is rude."
• "Drinks are very expensive in the club. £7.50 for a stella 330ml bottle. £12.50 for a double vodka and coke."
• "However the prices for drinks are absolutely ridiculous - around £12 for a double."
• "Drink prices are absurdly high, even for London."
• "Was v expensive - £10.60 for a double G & T, £6.40 for a single and just under £5 for a beer."
• "Drinks are also very expensive."

Security

Pros:

• "The staff and bouncers are the most professional and kind people I've ever seen at a nightclub."
• "Security, professional polite, helpful really lovely."
• "Best security team in the city! No (pig)attitudes! Friendly and helpful! Good vibes only!"
• "The door staff are also really friendly."
• "Security was great, staff at the bar/toilet were respectful & professional."
• "Strong security presence, dance safe!"
• "No problems with security."

Cons:

• "Absolute fraudulent bouncers, they are some sort of organised gang that are aggressive towards anyone not confirming with their dodgy ways."
• "Wack security team will reject people at random with no explanation."
• "The bouncers/security at this place are honestly the worst you can find in London."
• "The bouncers were aggressive and racist."
• "Some of the security guards are incredibly rude and aggressive."
• "The security team were awful."
• "Incredible rude staff and security, haven't experienced something like that before."

Atmosphere

Pros:

• "The atmosphere was vibes."
• "The music and atmosphere were absolutely stunning!!!"
• "Always a good vibe and the security staff do a great job of keeping a nice atmosphere."
• "Overall a great experience, the atmosphere was great, people were friendly, and generally had a good time."
• "The place is top! Great people great music great atmosphere but didn't have food."
• "Had such a sick time at ministry. Really good vibes, majority of the crowd were students and quite young but we had no issues with anyone."
• "Great space and amazing sound system. What a night! Queues were managed well and security was present but not interfering."

Cons:

• "This was a horrible experience."
• "One of the worst nights of my life in a nightclub... Overpriced drinks and staff is rude."
• "The atmosphere is a bit terrifying with drugs being done in the middle of the club."
• "It gets very congested. Despite there being four different rooms."
• "Not as great as it's been hyped up to be. Just full of ketted out uni students and teenagers cutting shapes to music that all sounds the same."
• "MINISTRY OF HELL. I've had the WORST experience I could ever imagine last night at Alok's gig."
• "First time and was not what I expected. Very commercialised - crammed in as many people as possible."

Facilities

Pros:

• "Place was excellent and huge."
• "A very well managed venue, there seems to be someone on hand with a mop at all times."
• "The club is well laid out and is very clean."
• "For a club, loos were quite clean."
• "Such an amazing place and so so clean, no stale piss smell in the toilet."
• "The bathrooms and floors kept tidy and clean."
• "The washrooms are amazing for a club."

Cons:

• "The whole bottom bar smelled like mildew and they served us the saddest drinks I have ever seen."
• "The dance floor in the main room was very sticky making it hard to dance on."
• "Toilets were dirty and felt unsafe."
• "Place inside looks plain and simple, not clean in my opinion."
• "Everybody farts a lot there so we have to either get perfume inside or air freshener all the rooms because it stinks more than a gym full of sweat."
• "The venue was very disorganised and greedy to let something like this happen."
• "I didn’t feel safe after that incident and didn’t want to use the restroom anymore."

Music and Sound System

Pros:

• "Probably the most amazing sound system ever!!!"
• "They really do justice to their sound system!"
• "Great sound system there."
• "The sound system and laser lights were awesome."
• "The sound system is crisp, with fantastic fidelity."
• "The music is always great and the bass in the box will shake your insides."
• "The sound system was good, drink menu was not so expensive."

Cons:

• "Even earlier on they were playing basically the same heavy music in each room at different volumes and almost no one was dancing."
• "Awful music choice - just a load of noise you can't dance to."
• "The music was all the same....in all 4 rooms."
• "The sound system is awful for the big name DJs that play here as well as the production value."
• "Music was bad quality minimal electro in the 3 rooms that were open."
• "Music was boring, like, the same techno beats over and over again."
• "The Box room is just too loud - a steady 105dbA peaking at 109db."