"It's certainly not stuffy (no tablecloths) but our table (booked well in advance for a full kaiseki menu) was shoved in a corner with a very strange asymmetrical seating arrangement for 4 diners, wedged behind a till with bright computer screen."
"The ambience is also missing an 'X' factor."
"Did it really need to be that dark?"
"The whole experience was bizarre. I've never felt so uncomfortable at a restaurant before."
"I would have given another star had it not been for their air conditioning being broken. On a hot summer’s day, it made the restaurant quite uncomfortable."
"It was noisy and dark and I've never been so intimidated by a menu before."
"Then there is a very unpleasant smell of wet mould in the restaurant that is not very appetising."
Value
Pros:
"It's a real treat at £38-45 depending on what you choose."
"The set lunch is great value for a 2 Michelin star place."
"The set lunch menu is of fantastic value for what you receive. 32£ for a three course veggie lunch at a two-michelin starred establishment is perhaps the best deal I've ever found."
"The lunchtime bento boxes are excellent value, coming with four substantial dishes, salad, rice, pickles, miso soup and a choice of desserts for £45-65."
Cons:
"Very pricey though, if you include more than one drink."
"Never going back- doesn't deserve the 2 stars it has."
"Really disappointed from the lunch we just had at Umu. The pricing is super high, and the value isn't there."
"Shockingly dear prices hang over the memory of very nice food."
"However, it was also one of the most expensive meals I’ve ever paid for in my life - including the multiple 3-star Michelin meals my wife and I have been to in the past."
"It's hard to match the eye watering prices with the lack of added value at the table."