"Fantastic fun for my family and their friends scary enough for the thirteen/fourteen year olds and just enough jump scares for the eighteen & nineteen year olds."
"Great experience at Farmageddon yesterday. Plain sailing getting parked and into the event itself, queuing was minimal."
"They have wonderful entertainment that is different for every queue."
"The live music, scare houses, food, drinks, atmosphere and live entertainment would make it a great laugh."
"The band was fantastic. Great all round night."
"The entire farm, not just the scare houses themselves, were 'alive' with this hellish vibe and it was wonderfully inescapable."
Cons:
"Absolute shambles. Went for a night out here been to other places and this is by far the worst."
"No toilets at the entrance. After over an hours drive, I was in desperate need to empty my fluid sack and had to go relieve myself in a bush."
"Only disappointment was the pole dancing / strippers dancing and cavorting while we waited to get into each event."
"You aren't allowed to take your own drinks in anymore and the hot chocolate was over prices and tasted mostly of water."
"The worst one was a literal maze, so called the maze of death, it did bore me to death."
"Full of teens on drugs/ drink who openly vape in enclosed spaces."
"The queue for contagion was very strange, there was lasers, smoke machines and banging EDM music."
Value and Pricing
Pros:
"Just pay for the smallest expense (compared to other scare attraction it's better quality but surprisingly cheap; very cheap in fact)."
"For the price, I really can't have any complaints."
"Good points = fantastic venue with lots of different areas, entertainment and refreshments."
"You get a lot for the price. Zombie painful is literally the most fun I've had on the back of a tractor."
"Food and drinks reasonably priced also."
Cons:
"Fast track wasn’t fast at all still had to queue for everything for at least 10-15 minutes."
"PAINTBALL WAS THE BIGGEST CON EVER."
"It's quite expensive for what you get."
"We queued for about 45m-1hr each time."
"Was pretty disgusted at £8 for a double rum and coke in the Zombie Arms onsite though."
"The paint-balling was hugely disappointing and I wouldn’t advise people to pay extra to do this."
"Paying for the paintball was kind of a rip off so I would not do that at all."
Staff and Service
Pros:
"The actors were brilliantly made up and would pose for photographs with you."
"The actors are all made up and good at what they do. Interacting with you and posing for photos afterwards."
"The staff were friendly and attentive."
"The staff always stay in character which makes the experience as creepy as ever and they go out of their way to spook you."
"The cast who get into character are first rate, lots of creepy characters jump out and try to scare you, but are happy to have a picture also."
Cons:
"The door staff where so undertrained it was embarrassing!"
"At the end of the course a member of staff snatched and confiscated our extra paint ball tubes."
"The actors were very professional until we met one who cornered us and grabbed our faces which made us uncomfortable."
"They didn't let my mother who wasn't going round the haunted houses, into the café."
"I hope the guy who was working on the tractor sees this and gets some lessons in customer services, stupid boy."
Facilities and Cleanliness
Pros:
"Toilets were clean but no hot water."
"This year they had a lot of food vans throughout the venue and drink options including alcohol."
Cons:
"Food not very good at all but even more disappointing was the coffee, the Cappuccino was dreadful."
"I was very shocked to see animals (donkeys, chickens etc) in the farmhouse right next to all the attractions."
"There was almost no signage. No signs for the toilets, the attractions, the café or anything to be honest."
Attractions and Entertainment
Pros:
"Would recommend the fast pass to make sure you can do all the scare rooms."
"The houses are amazing! Each one is so different. So much thought and creativity has gone into making them."
"Love doing this every year, definitely the highlight of the Halloween season!"
"Such a brilliant experience, the buildings change every year and they get better every time."
"The theming in The Beast of Terror was amazing and the actors were great."
"The scare attractions were great."
"Plenty of jump scares and great scary characters roaming around."
Cons:
"Fast track worked well apart from paintball they let the same amount of people from the normal line through as the fast track even tho the fast track line was bigger."
"The scare houses weren't all that good as some of the actors just walked past you other actors were brilliant but some just didn't seem to want to be there."
"They oversell tickets by far."
"They let lots of people in at one time so it wasn't scary unless you were first in."
"By the 4th scare house the long wait had killed the vibe and it was not scary at all."
"The rest of the mazes lacked imagination."
"I do think the 3D house contagion needs revamping as a bit slow and not as scary as the others."