Brean Theme Park Reviews Summary

Staff and Management

Pros:

• "Staff helpful and pleasant enough."
• "Didn't have wait long to get on the rides and the staff were friendly."
• "The staff were very lovely, polite and attentive."
• "The staff were brilliant especially Emma on the Dodgems and Jake on the front gate."
• "Rides were Maintained well and staff approachable."
• "Everyone of them are over worked, but they are still very friendly and polite."
• "The staff at the park dealt with an issue I had with a payment they were friendly and polite and dealt with it quickly."

Cons:

• "The staff are rude and unhelpful, and the management are even worse."
• "The majority look seriously dead behind the eyes and grunt if you ask them anything."
• "Some of the young staff were very unfriendly."
• "We did have an incident with a rude staff member and with the park shutting at 7pm due to our issue we was some of the last out."
• "The operator on the dodgems was physically grabbing both the cars and children and dragging them off the dodgems for no reason."
• "Awful! Old man that runs the Dodgems needs to learn some manners. Shouting at everybody."
• "The only downside to this place is the staff (some were amazing, the guy on the catapilla and lady on tea cups) but most were grumpy and looked like they didnt want to be there."

Value for Money

Pros:

• "Great value for money when all the rides are working."
• "We booked online and saved on ticket prices."
• "You can go in after 3pm for a reduced price of £14 which I noticed the majority of people did."
• "Buy a band! Don't bother with tokens. You'll get your money worth within half hour."
• "If you get some of the local brochures there's money off wristband vouchers."
• "Good value for money We purchased our 3 day wristbands ahead of time."
• "A 3 day band is so much better value than a single days band."

Cons:

• "Arrived later in the day at 3pm and still expected to pay the same price as if were here all day."
• "Great but expensive, even if you are not riding you now have to buy a minimum of 5 tokens for EVERY person entering!!"
• "However 2 of the main rides weren’t even constructed which is madness considering it’s peak season, I also feel the price for a day ticket and the £5 entry got accompanying adults is excessive."
• "The prices absolutely do not justify the experience, there is not enough to do, the whole place is simply tired and run down and needs a major revamp."
• "Would of given this 0 stars, don’t bother it’s a waste of money the mega band Doesn't give you access to all rides even tho it’s £23 after 3pm."
• "It is very expensive for what you are given."
• "So expensive and purposely confusing. Half the stuff needs to be paid for extra in top of the very high pass prices."

Facilities and Rides

Pros:

• "A nice pool and separate children's splash pool area with water canons and water troughs and sprays and small slides."
• "Most of the rides open."
• "Absolutely amazing I booked in as the holiday place where I was wouldn't let my toddler on slide so the splash park with the slides was amazing for her well worth the money."
• "We all enjoyed our time at the theme park and are plenty of rides to suit kids off ages."
• "Plenty of thrill rides. Lots of other rides for the little ones."
• "It's a good park with a reasonable selection of rides."
• "Great place for kids and adults alike if you like rides and amusements, reasonable prices and good selection of entertainment, both my kids loved seeing Sooty as well."

Cons:

• "The whole place is just a bit knackered and felt grubby."
• "Some rides closed, annoying in high season."
• "Shame to see that xfactory and disko were still down."
• "Half of the rides weren't open but we were unaware of this before we went in as you have to pay £5 just to look around."
• "A positive is that it is free to enter and free toilets. Parking £4. Rides aged and three not in operation."
• "2 of the main bug rides were closed when we went which was disappointing as that left only about 4 or 5 rides."
• "When we finally get in 5 of the rides are closed at the same."