The Noisy Lobster Reviews Summary

Location & Views

Pros:

• "Awesome location and views when sat outside."
• "Lovely views."
• "With such a long sandy beach nearby it ideally located."
• "The location is fabulous and even better if you get a view."
• "The restaurant is located at the back of the beach, with great views."
• "Views over the golden sands to the Isle of Wight or over to Portland!"
• "The location is a delight with unbeatable sea views."

Cons:

• "Inside, we sat in a booth table looking out to the car park so we could watch the dogs."
• "We were also left waiting to be seated, even though the man who took our card details earlier that day walked passed us into a side entrance."
• "Only negative we were seated at the side overlooking the carpark, so as our first visit there it was a shame not to look out over Avon beach."
• "We were seated inside at the top as it was cold and windy, we had a partial sea view but unfortunately lacked any ambience and was very noisy."

Service

Pros:

• "Our waitress was lovely. Very attentive and she listened to our specific requests."
• "We cannot thank Daria enough for her fantastic service."
• "The level of service was very high and friendly to boot."
• "The service remains impeccable."
• "Service was friendly and professional."
• "The service was Exceptional. Highly Recommended."
• "What made the experience truly stand out was the excellent service from Erika."

Cons:

• "Service was slow; team were friendly but forgetful."
• "Also the waitress shouting down to someone she knew shattered the ambience too."
• "The service was either very lacking or very intense."
• "The staff who does the meet and greet could be a little less up herself."
• "One waitress was less friendly and shouted from a distance out the door that vaping is not allowed."
• "The service was poor."
• "Got food poisoning after eating what was supposed to be Gluten free...the restaurant was very rude and not helpful at all."

Food Quality

Pros:

• "The fish was cooked to perfection, and the flavours were very impressive."
• "Plenty of local caught fish and other local produce, all cooked very nicely on an interesting menu."
• "The food! OMG fresh, inventive and beautiful to look at."
• "The fish & steak was cooked perfectly and the taste was unbelievable."
• "The food was also, as always AMAZING 👏 😋 thank you so much."
• "The lobster platter for 1 was delicious. The lobster was well seasoned, the prawns were large and juicy and the scallops were cooked well."
• "The food was fresh and tasted fantastic."

Cons:

• "Absolutely disgusting. Was the worst food I have ever eaten."
• "The lobster is obviously frozen, not fresh."
• "The bread was a little bland and dry though."
• "The plaice and chips were overcooked and oily, the poboy was mostly bread."
• "Oysters fantastic, especially with the seaweed vodka."
• "Sorry fish was like eating a biscuit!"
• "Unfortunately I found the batter and chips extremely oily and they tasted quite greasy."

Price & Value

Pros:

• "Great location and great seafood at a premium price but can't be beaten for shear indulgence."
• "Staff attentive and friendly, the food was excellent and reasonably priced."
• "The food was amazing I would give it over 5* if I could."
• "I can't believe this lunch only cost £20 for two courses!"
• "It's not cheap but was worth every penny."
• "If we could give this restaurant eleven out of ten we would."
• "Overall, good value for money."